The French bulldog in its natural state: The full-on flop. Curated by a cuddly fart-factory in Brooklyn named Keaton.

Tyrion this morning…

Tyrion this morning…

Tyrion last night (waiting for company)

Tyrion last night (waiting for company)

Woman. Toys. Now.

Woman. Toys. Now.

batpigandme:

"What do you mean dont stand on his belly? Milou is clearly loving it" #mushithoughts #fightclub by mushimcnugget 

batpigandme:

"What do you mean dont stand on his belly? Milou is clearly loving it" #mushithoughts #fightclub by mushimcnugget 

Must. Not. Sleep. Photographers will get me.

This couch might not be big enough for the both of us, mammers